pizza slow (high quality)
  1. the boss mentality that everyone on here should use “real name” display names and handles, and a headshot photo, is completely untethered from reality

    i can barely post without couching everything in some hokey gimmick, and you want my ID? pound sand

    originally posted on mastodon over 5 years ago (permalink)
  2. [VH-1 Pop Up Video bubble] Activists like to make a big stink about the how many toilets there are in Jeff Bezos’s Washington, DC home: 25.

    [beat]

    [VH-1 Pop Up V bubble] London Breed had the toilets removed from her San Francisco home.

    originally posted on mastodon over 5 years ago (permalink)
  3. just learned about butter bells for the first time, kinda mad about that

    originally posted on mastodon over 5 years ago (permalink)
  4. it’s obvious to everyone else from the lore that curious george wrote all these curious george stories, isn’t it?

    originally posted on mastodon over 5 years ago (permalink)
  5. https://teslamotorsclub.com/2021/06/09/boring-company-opens-vegas-loop/ is the tesla motors club a three-piece patch organization?

    originally posted on mastodon over 5 years ago (permalink)
  6. been craving @LedoPizza@twitter.com lately and there is nothing like it here. apparently they use provolone? whatever they use, i’m not gonna be back east until 2022 probably so here we are. was excellent!

    originally posted on mastodon over 5 years ago (permalink)
  7. flour tortilla, leftover sicilian sauce, deli sliced provolone (no mozzarella), hand cut pep, pecorino. build in cast iron on a bit of olive oil, broil.

    originally posted on mastodon over 5 years ago (permalink)
  8. posting cane on main

    originally posted on mastodon over 5 years ago (permalink)
  9. This Old House (1979) - Season 1

    originally posted on mastodon over 5 years ago (permalink)
  10. set off the building fire alarm again browning short ribs for a ragu, they came out and painted a second fire truck on the building by our house number 🚒🚒

    when you get to a third they let you axe down any door of your choosing with one of their axes, if you want

    originally posted on mastodon over 5 years ago (permalink)