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does anyone know how they feel bout the socratic method? I see one hand, how about you. you hate it? noooooo, not quite

consider it an Eldritch Horror? clooooossseee

[deafening white noise, total darkness, and infinite perspective]

noooooo, worse than thaaaaaat, anyone else?

bawlmer special: fried old bay

the thyme is flowering 🤗

most evening outdoor dining in san francisco has been too cold and windy to enjoy, but people seem to employ a magical thinking climate strategy generally, so why not let them have this one too?

[after using CIA telepathy to deprogram all of the reactionaries in my zip code from being able to sign petitions] “Wow, what a tough day in the office, I could really go for some shrimp scampi and some smooth music.“ https://youtu.be/A1ZDwDZqPXk

when bernie sanders talks about the 1% having an outsized control of the economy, he is talking about the people who bought (??) and read comic books when they were kids

“The Slimline is now available mounted in an attractive cork board that is also a telephone book holder. And these are your three wall plate plate options. Use any equipment other than ours and we will sue you, asshole. We’re the phone company."

black/none, chrome/none, white/white over pink: off the todo list from forever ago