pizza slow (high quality)
  1. groups 105, 108, 109, 121 required to report tomorrow. please continue to not rank 106 on your ballots, polls are still open all week, your vote matters, stay in line!

    originally posted on mastodon over 4 years ago (permalink)
  2. came up with “ladder storage” in discord as a term for boomer retirement homes that nobody wants to buy because we live in a society, even though money is effectively free, feels like a keeper

    originally posted on mastodon over 4 years ago (permalink)
  3. hell yeah, group 106 members walk down the line past all the other groups who competed (101—124), shaking hands with each awkwardly and mumbling “good game”

    rematch tomorrow at 4:30 folks

    originally posted on mastodon over 4 years ago (permalink)
  4. Welcome to SchoolBus

    This is SchoolBus

    Welcome

    This is SchoolBus

    Welcome to SchoolBus

    You can do anything at SchoolBus

    Anything at all

    The only limit is yourself

    Welcome to SchoolBus

    Welcome to SchoolBus

    This is SchoolBus

    Welcome to SchoolBus

    This is SchoolBus, Welcome

    Yes, th–

    originally posted on mastodon over 4 years ago (permalink)
  5. men want only one thing for father’s day and it’s an F logo B on a VIBRAMATE®

    originally posted on mastodon over 4 years ago (permalink)
  6. hero medal awarded for three hours of valorous solo entertaining the 2 year old this morning before getting out the tablet for shows “for a little bit (TBD)”

    originally posted on mastodon over 4 years ago (permalink)
  7. i should be able to publish “gimme all my dang paperwork” on, heck, let’s say, dns, and get all of my tax and finance statemenets, or medical records, or any other transcripts, delivered

    originally posted on mastodon over 4 years ago (permalink)
  8. it is “hot as frisco” today

    originally posted on mastodon over 4 years ago (permalink)
  9. if you get every spot on your libertarian bingo card at the same time in one image it’s called “an enlightenment” and the bingo cage gets bigger and bigger like a bradburyan menace and they make you climb in and they tumble you into a bingo ball, then it shrinks back down again

    originally posted on mastodon over 4 years ago (permalink)
  10. all the toy cars of the rainbow focused through a giant front loader windshield to a single blindingly brilliant and unified perfect form: a toy taco truck

    originally posted on mastodon over 4 years ago (permalink)