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APB (Average Podcaster Band)

SIRIUS POMONIUS

“OK!”

hate reads violate the N.A.P.

use a time machine to visit Dresden where I will build a cell tower, give everyone a nokia phone, explain what the green button does (in German!), fly back to the U.S., and then phone bank them all to say “Hey! Get out of Dresden!” (in German!) the day before the allied bombing

fourteenth wedding anniversary, twenty-fifth year together uwu

every morning I convert scrambled eggs to muscle by doing one thing and every evening I convert IPAs to belly doing another thing, in dialectical terms, this is what we call “a contradiction”, sniff

there is a specific plot of children’s books that is all about how the parent will be there for the kid over the next forty years of their life and then die and i could absolutely do without it

gai pad krapow