1. “WES ANDERSON FASCIST; LITERACY ISN’T AND UNCOMPLICATED APOLITICAL GOOD;

  2. the new school drop off ride

    Figure 1. A map of San Francisco, California. The path of a seven and a half mile (12 kilometer) ride is indicated. About 243 feet (74 meters) elevation over one hour, (three quarters of an hour moving).
  3. Beckvoice “hell yes”

  4. When people say they like everything but rap and country, this is what they are erasing

  5. These knuckleheads never cop to how 2012’s prop E specifically hits payments companies, they just get drive-by passive aggressive about the role of government and then go back to code-golfing how their computers beep and boop

    https://www.forbes.com/sites/victoriabarret/2012/11/07/payroll-tax-be-gone-angel-investor-ron-conways-discusses-election-victory-in-san-francisco/

  6. Moved back to the mission 48 hours ago, have successfully:

    flooded the half bath botching a bidet install

    burdened neighbors to the north-east, north-west, and south

    got our massive sleeper-sofa in a real dirk gently situation and had to get it ship-in-a-bottled into the unit

  7. [megaphone trigger-pull] “uh, table ready for uh, Bernham Sickie? Bernham Sickie, your table is ready?”

  8. Quitting drinking liquids of any kind by committing to exclusively using paper straws, to which a slow and agonizing death is preferable

  9. Hi marshal law, I’m dad

Pizza Slow (high quality)

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