Dan Brown would’ve written it as “Codename Veritas, which renowned classics professor Rip Steakface knew meant truth to the Romans” but otherwise it’d be identical to our world: absurdly dumb.
Mastodon posts
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Posted on Mastodon over seven years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/19/100752930641234951/ in the Mastodon collection.
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Tagging myself and 9 of my big media pals into a beef in order to win at online cause I’m too busy rn
Posted on Mastodon over seven years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/19/100750034604444612/ in the Mastodon collection. -
Set my phone background to a picture of a red flag so that I can use my locked phone as a little red flag when I need one.
Figure 1. Red flag phone.. 
Figure 2. Red flag.. Posted on Mastodon over seven years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/17/100742511132722984/ in the Mastodon collection. -
There’s grease on the bike lane on Folsom inbound between 6th and 7th street, don’t wreck!
Posted on Mastodon over seven years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/17/100742162831335159/ in the Mastodon collection. -
If we start a spoopy halloween avatar gimmick this early it’ll flare out before October but I’m too excited by my tweaked Joan Cornellá BootyBoop to wait.
Boost if you know that candy corn is good actually, fav if you don’t.
also favs should be called boops
Posted on Mastodon over seven years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/17/100741919359766117/ in the Mastodon collection.