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Mastodon posts

  1. TDAP and blood draw test to see if I need MMR and Chickenpox boosters done. I did not look and it was OK.

  2. Lol, kinda mad how good Seven 7. Sevenson is of an antisec style handle tbh

    Hi, my name is Yewar Ehtraytor.  My preferred pronouns are Seven 7. Sevenson.  Why I joined DSA: These people are stupid.
    Figure 1. Hi, my name is Yewar Ehtraytor. My preferred pronouns are Seven 7. Sevenson. Why I joined DSA: These people are stupid..
    Text Message: (777)777-7777. Email: tips@nsa.gov. Phone: (777)777-7777.
    Figure 2. Text Message: (777)777-7777. Email: tips@nsa.gov. Phone: (777)777-7777..
  3. :birdsite: wtb a hell site cross poster that posts screenshots of my toots with markov generated dunks on them instead of truncating my toots over there

  4. Lmao at the time when the people in IT had swag cynically commemorating the claim from a VP who was phoning it in while also doing a masters degree on the side that there would be “showers of gold come IPO time” by printing google translated latin on under the hood which reversed google translated to GOLDEN SHOWER and were instantly banned by c-staff.

  5. Ext. WASHINGTON, D.C. - DAY

    ELMO swings his feet under a bench and cocks his head from side to side.

    ELMO

    Boss makes a dollar I make a dime, that’s why I poop on company time!

    (beat)

    JAMES O’KEEFE

    Pooping! At the State Department!? Why, I never!