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Mastodon posts

  1. Stealthily but still tooting somehow about removing all the favs I handed out from all the “congratulations!” replies I got about being a Dad now that I have a better idea what it means and who my friends really are pause not, it’s still great.

    Should I go back to work next week or nah?

  2. [The year is +7.203C (in 3152 CE, years are tracked by temperature rise since the revolution.)]

    NeoStatistician: Great Scott! The youth of NeoMerika don’t vote!

    NeoJournalist: Great Scott! Here’s a thought experiment for the upists; what if we trolled them about it?

  3. Liberal norms gatekeeping is (un)democratic centralism, lol

  4. Recreating the LinkedIn account I deleted 2015-10-31 (spoopy!) with zero professional repercussions for the sole purpose of providing nearly every recruiter specific things their executive teams need to do better before I’ll even talk to them.

  5. If the chats yer in don’t automatically invite punners (upon community tagging) into an invite only channel that they can use to act out on their deranged urges out of sight of the rest of us, find chats that do.

    Emote :punt: on puns to get the Pungeon Keeper bot to invite punners to a private chat!
    Figure 1. Emote :punt: on puns to get the Pungeon Keeper bot to invite punners to a private chat!.