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Mastodon posts

  1. Well now that Sears is daed, I guess here’s a thread all about how I single handedly saved the famed “Wish Book” Christmas catalog when I worked there in Accounts Payables (2/2004-5/2004) from the phony dunces who mixed Marvel and DC onesies as if that was OK. 1/1890

  2. Wow this guy doesn’t give a FUCK. And he has a beard already!” – An eleven year old who is still getting the hang of things, also proud boys (lol, I will never ever ever title case that), apparently?

  3. JACK: Marc I want to ADDRESS this issue.

    [BENIOFF nods]

    You KNOW I am sensitive to the Homeless

    BENIOFF: Absolutely

    JACK: BUT!

  4. Kill Mother Fucking Diode Motes

    LED lights are the blinking 12:00s of modern gizmos.
    Figure 1. LED lights are the blinking 12:00s of modern gizmos..
  5. The Boy has found The Sun.

    Our cat, lounging on a sofa arm in a sun patch.
    Figure 1. Our cat, lounging on a sofa arm in a sun patch..
    Our cat, lounging on a sofa arm in a sun patch.
    Figure 2. Our cat, lounging on a sofa arm in a sun patch..

    Does the cat follow the sun or the sun follow the cat?

    The Boy in the sun patch that used to be on the sofa arm but is now on the floor
    Figure 3. The Boy in the sun patch that used to be on the sofa arm but is now on the floor.