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Mastodon posts

  1. Big friday mood

  2. [a gently smiling centrist republican and/or democrat congressional angel beams down at me, nodding slowly as I patiently read all applicable federal, state, and city tax codes so as to optimally structure the $40 savings I keep in drawer of the side-table in case of emergencies]

  3. Realized this morning that there is going to be a whole online thing where people insist on flying 50 star flags after DC and/or PR become states and how we’ll hear from them in the discourse because well, it’s a side to something (?), and now I’m against states entirely.

  4. Thinking about becoming one of those people that mostly posts other people’s posts that compliment me or even just say that they just saw me doing my usual

  5. Facilitator: so how about that 69% top marginal tax rate?

    Dell, smugly: I shit donations bigger than that, you idiot, you fool

    Us: OK, so, you’re saying that you can afford it, also I said 69% marginal?

    Dell: [loosening collar] nnnn-n-nice