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  1. Life is full of ups and downs, like just now I successfully dislodged half a szechuan peppercorn that had suction-cupped itself to the very very back of my tongue the last time I made king pow chicken, while reading about when how landlord is gonna treat our building for bedbugs.

  2. In this paper, we investigate footage used in Rage Against The Machine’s “Sleep Now in the Fire (from The Battle Of Mexico City)” ¹ video for evidence that the man pictured below is in fact a time traveler².

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w211KOQ5BMI ³

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  3. I won another term as tech committee co-chair again the other week on the strength of my candidate speech shaming my comrades’s answers to the “how many unread emails are in your inbox right now?” icebreaker at a previous meeting and also because my co-chair and I ran unopposed.

  4. OK, how about wallionaires?”

    “What wall? Wall Street?”

    “No, not that wall. You’ll see.”

  5. Tax returns are many American’s biggest check of the year; a bonus they count on but can’t pin to their own performance. In this essay I will explain how “National Lampoon’s Christmas (1989)” fails to get to the root of this issue due to Clark’s short sighted pool obsession, as well as,