pizza slow (high quality)

Mastodon posts

  1. I’m gonna completely ignore the report from the FBI jacket haver (like on TV!) and still reach the same conclusion everyone in the hegemony, the left, and the fash reach: this is good for bitcoin.

  2. The old white guy gets on stack to participate in the discussion. He says “Is this on?”

    He looks at the microphone.

    “Ah, yes, thank you. I just wanted to say—.“ He continues talking, but all anyone can hear is white noise, the lights flicker.

  3. I do fuck-all, relatively, but a lot of seemingly well-meaning political pragmatist centrists come off like a pro-wrestling script-writer’s middle-management, specifically focused on the Nielsen numbers in a quarterly self-eval, hoping to impress a writer of another genre.

    Do you care about the wrestling? No. Do you care about the script? Not as such. Do you care about the numbers? Means to an end. Do you care about the eval? Only if it gets me a raise. Why all of this then? To prove that I’m a dramatist! I’m a serious person!

  4. LC-1, LC-2, LC-4, Fischer-Price Rainforest Jumperoo, Baby Einstein ??, Fischer-Price 1186MJ

    The living room is being taken over by baby distracting devices.
    Figure 1. The living room is being taken over by baby distracting devices..
  5. Pancy nelosi