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Mastodon posts

  1. I know it’s a beat and all that but i hate the damned crime blotter and will skip it every time I get to it (rss), things are desperate out there and that shit is like an obituary section with no bios, just how much it hurt and what they had to do to put it off

  2. Busy day but i’m still matching bernie donations (this one is mine)

    my kid (16 months old) will now flex on demand if he feels like it

    “how strong are you?”

    💪 😬 💪

    it is cute as hell, anyway here’s another $100 for pee paw, send me your receipts and i’ll match em

  3. Frisco pals, do you have a few gallons of water stashed somewhere just in case the big one hits? good for you! don’t stack them like we did! both of these puppies deformed and ruptured under a third, and turned our hall closet into Lake Shoe Rack

  4. Your kid at the playground: simpleton, uses the equipment, plays in the sand

    my kid at the playground: survivor, deep in the weeds over the curb that surrounds the park rummaging through trash, breaking limbs off of dead weeds, emerging only to steal toys