Mastodon posts

1. Having a lotta baby shampoo at home gives me an idea—if I lather up my face in the morning and don’t rinse it off, I can touch my face all I want during the day without any consequence

   Posted on Mastodon over six years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2020/02/29/103740235834973534/ in the Mastodon collection.

2. Grammarly is the shen yun of online

   Posted on Mastodon over six years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2020/02/29/103740209968230316/ in the Mastodon collection.

3. 😉

   

   Posted on Mastodon over six years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2020/02/28/103738847575765956/ in the Mastodon collection.

4. Stop calling the socialists “liberals” challenge

   Posted on Mastodon over six years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2020/02/28/103737083344373753/ in the Mastodon collection.

5. Every morning our kid wakes up between 4:30 and 4:45. i haven’t slept past 5 in over a year

   every morning at 6:00, KCSM 99.1 opens the 6:00 block with Billie Holiday’s “I Hear Music”

   v nice

   https://youtu.be/QE89uBF6mXo

   Billie Holiday - I hear musicHI, we would like to present you something new musically speaking. Our tracks are not present in the YouTube library. Our music library contains thousands of...YouTube
   Posted on Mastodon over six years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2020/02/27/103731122132835352/ in the Mastodon collection.