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Mastodon posts

  1. People who buy nice places to live in the city (?!) and then install identical blinds in every single window (?!) and then leave them pulled all the way down (?!) because they don’t live there all the time (?!) are violating the social contract

    what you got in there? art? books? kids toys? a big tv with the game on? that tacky eames lounge chair that seems to always come with those blinds? as a man in the street i demand to know

    i wake up and i throw open every mismatched ikea curtain in the apartmemt

  2. Log 2020-72-03: i put an entire jar of salsa verde in a squeeze bottle and used the bottle to top chips one at a time as i ate them

  3. [rikers over an entire mickey bus] “it’s made up” “it’s a total fabrication” etc

  4. Feed the babies

    Who don’t have enough to eat

    Shoe the children

    With no shoes on their feet

    House the people

    Livin’ in the street

    Oh, oh, there’s a solution” —Steve Marx