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Mastodon posts

  1. The property faces and runs parallel to the vast park known as The Panhandle.”

    real estate agents are wild

  2. I’ve never needed to ask someone to keep an eye on someone fixating on me’s posts (feels like a stretch to call it harassment) so that i could just block, mute, go private, and not peek at their feed all the dammed time but it works really well

    for me, at least, it’s like:

    before: ugh, better check to see if they’re still posting about me

    after:

  3. This month the one year old has mastered saying “shh!”, “no-no-no-no-no”, and pretending to snore like I do, as in:

    “Be quiet please, Daddy’s sleeping.”

    “No-no-no!, [snores, laughs, holds one finger to his mouth], shh! shh! No-no-no-no!”