Mastodon posts

1. The author of this storyline named the acting dhs fella first name “Chad” last name “Wolf”? come on, who is editing this garbage?

   https://mst3krollfizzlebeef.ytmnd.com

   Posted on Mastodon over six years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2020/07/17/104530616860218028/ in the Mastodon collection.

2. When the bosses tell you they listen to and love NPR, believe them

   disclosure: i have an npr membership but only so that i can watch Antiques Roadshow because that shit is hard to pirate

   Posted on Mastodon over six years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2020/07/17/104530060703046365/ in the Mastodon collection.

3. You see amongst other want ads in the MISC column, perhaps a message for someone, or some thing:

   TRY A DASH OF LIQUID SMOKE IN YOUR MASHED POTATOES

   you clip out the tip and paste it on the board, run a string to it, and affix the string with a tack

   Posted on Mastodon over six years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2020/07/17/104526638891942347/ in the Mastodon collection.

4. You know 14 words, I drill 100 words every morning and every night, we are not the same.

   

   Posted on Mastodon over six years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2020/07/16/104524141261730083/ in the Mastodon collection.

5. Men in tech worried about diversity hiring initiative slippery slopes leading quota-driven hiring of unqualified candidates consider shutting the fuck up forever, you are the unqualified candidate and you already have a job

   Posted on Mastodon over six years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2020/07/14/104513743697476254/ in the Mastodon collection.