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Mastodon posts

  1. Had a dream i was trying to explain a dumb infosec thing to an exec on a video call and they were saying yeah and ok in all the right places and they alt tabbed while screen sharing and they were typing out the lyrics to Blackalicious’s “Alphabet Aerobics“ and it was a huge own

  2. Dudes love to wake up in the morning and read phrases like “the very negation of their ontological vocation” and nod wisely

  3. Got a univibe and a boss wireless system so i redid the board and the ditto and the decimator came off

    and i didn’t feel like doing a new wire run so my tuner is now a tactical tuner

  4. Unpacking and using ornaments given to the everloving wife and i over the past twenty years that we have never used before, o/ to whoever thought this 🍆 was cute in 2004, if only you knew

  5. Affordable private jets