Mastodon posts

1. Real jimmy cone heads know 🍦

   jimmie!

   Posted on Mastodon over five years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2020/12/31/105477441170476385/ in the Mastodon collection.

2. Cackling in the security pals signal that ticketmaster’s $10,000,000 penalty for brazenly using stollen creds to access songkick admin tools is a wrist slap, and what the court should have done is require that they provide songkick access to theirs

   which would definitely require a consent decree that they build a unified admin tool in the first place, which they would fail to do, because as anyone has seen the fjords at a tech company knows, a unified admin tool is a utopian fantasy, so they would fail the consent decree

   lol fjords / fnords, gdi

   Posted on Mastodon over five years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2020/12/31/105476430551782280/ in the Mastodon collection.

3. The everloving wife, a per diem med-surg and ICU nurse, gets her first vaccine dose today 🤗

   Posted on Mastodon over five years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2020/12/30/105470914744027589/ in the Mastodon collection.

4. “this milk i just drank a full glass of has definitely gone bad”, the website

   Posted on Mastodon over five years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2020/12/30/105469888572278983/ in the Mastodon collection.

5. If you ever win in a fight against me and then do a babality finishing move this is what you get

   

   Posted on Mastodon over five years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2020/12/29/105464499268662415/ in the Mastodon collection.