pizza slow (high quality)

Mastodon posts

  1. Discourse synthesis today seems to be that n**ra t*nden interrupting people when she posts is not OK

  2. Accidentallied a breve bottle yesterday, noticed before i gave it to the child, thought i’d be smart slapping a squeeze top on it, not strong enough to squeeze a baby bottle, feel dumb again

  3. There are three cups! (makin’ San Bei Ji)

    PS i’m gonna rinse this jasmine

  4. Rest in piss rush!

  5. When i worked at a (non-union shop) grocery store (onion style headshot of me at 19 wearing a red apron captioned “assistant dairy manager”) my supervisor was able to buy the stale bread and spoiled produce for pennies on the dollar because she had a few pigs on the farm at home

    she tried a few times to work out getting stuff to humans but it was a nonstarter on account of the complications