Mastodon posts

1. Okayadon’t mind if I do (I’ve never made or had this before)

   

   

   

   Posted on Mastodon over five years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2021/02/25/105789585550458431/ in the Mastodon collection.

2. Michelle tandler is the kind of name you pick on the character select screen in a NES game that couldn’t get a deal or didn’t want to pay the San Francisco franchise fees, only because you liked pizza slow, even though pizza slow was from a different, direct-to-vhs thing

   Posted on Mastodon over five years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2021/02/23/105778631732908448/ in the Mastodon collection.

3. Can be damn sure i’m unfollowing all these doctors once this is all over

   Posted on Mastodon over five years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2021/02/23/105778452311920629/ in the Mastodon collection.

4. The two kinds of diaper filling energies my kid has:

   A) Wilsonesque top-of-head-visible, standing behind the sofa playing with toys quietly

   B) standing on his trampoline holding the support bar and telling everyone else in the room to close their eyes

   Posted on Mastodon over five years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2021/02/22/105775859307432479/ in the Mastodon collection.

5. Immediately rejected laying in bed headache thoughts, so please pretend I’m posting this on substack:

   Graeber style book Scams -> “War on Scams” -> “send in the troops” on usury lenders, private owners, insurers, etc -> quadruple wages for workers -> UBI to ex-financiers

   Posted on Mastodon over five years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2021/02/22/105775835518778420/ in the Mastodon collection.