ah, jeeze, the affairs of court. can you believe these aristocrats? it’s like, they are just so out of touch they don’t even realize it?! I’m incredulous! here: look!

“Every new message from a person”

[doing elaborate hard-rake kickflip and heelflip and handle-slide and manual combos to avoid just paying labor more and capital less until the revolution] “Uh, I think the solution here is obvious, we just need to keep inventing more tricks, forever.”

What if The Dispossessed?

https://academic.oup.com/pq/advance-article/doi/10.1093/pq/pqac023/6623423?login=false

when i was at the station trying to leave this mf was all “Try again” and “See attendant” and for the past few days, is been gaslighting me that im still on a train downtown. ima go back to my first, a plastic clipper card, which never let me down

imagine going back and sprinkling it on prior statements about January 6th or George Floyd 🙃

everyone is sharing their HR team’s response to Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health Organization in chat, and all of the ones I’ve seen include a line along the lines of “we recognize that people have strong opinions about this”

this line sucks

they are “warning” your ass on sf muni twitter

🤙🏼

firing a starter gun into the air, unchecking the “Protect your Tweets” checkbox, and triggering a stopwatch to remind myself what patient noncompliance does to a mf