evangelicals posted at 16th and mission and 16th and valencia last night preaching and handing out lit, 100 times more annoying than the people selling piles of stuff incredibly obviously stollen from garages and apartment building storage units

doing a revcom entryism and successfully orchestrating a full press “upzoning now!” line and then getting mad when nobody notices, welp

pizza places in the US that don’t have pepperoni but do have a substitution should just lie, not my problem

“im gonna draw a lake for the boats to sleep in”

i would just automate this but i haven’t been able to figure out where the app stores the damned mutes

talking to a guy in a black balaclava and black pajamas in line behind me at brunch and he said this is his going-away bottomless mimosa session because he’s leaving “san fran” (sic) for a city that isn’t so tough on hard working property criminals like himself

sigh

i love when people say “stay tuned” in the modern era where everything is a form of boss/worker communications like an inbox or notification or some other white number in a red circle and, double the suggestion is from a boss in the first place

“stay tuned, to me, the boss” lol

I am also brilliant, if you ask me.

ever since chesa was recalled, the fruit fly cloud surrounding my building’s compost and trash bins where i hang out has been out of control, this happening to anyone else? im thinking about getting one of these hats with a fan in the brim, idk what else to do at this point