our daphne odora is blooming. it smells real nice but you gotta get right up in it to tell

there’s a red house over yonder

that’s where my baby plays

that’s right.gif

libs are gonna be intolerable for like three hours. then? back to explaining to everyone why a better world isn’t possible, on account of the complications

“YMCA by the Village people then blared from the speakers as the first family boarded Air Force One. Wheels up was at 9am.”

I love a good wedding reception.

@french_mustard@twitter.com guess i’ll just keep seeing these damned honeybears everywhere and not thinking “well at least we struck back” even

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an adbusters style take consisting of a single illustrated @french_mustard@twitter.com bottle that doesn’t wear a disguise or boss you around confined to a single installation like the waldo you can see from the SFMOMA that somehow doesn’t violate poe’s law is probably impossible isn’t it

weirdo, rando, and friendo are all based on the same root word

also, 20 years ago when i had mcjob, one didn’t simply flip burgers, the clamshell grill mechanized that work already, just put them on and take them off, flips were mistakes and inefficient

real gamers know that “unskilled” intentionally obscures skill ceilings and floors to tilt the dps. pretending like all work has the same skill floor is not gonna win any arguments, the point is you’re on the same team and the jerk who invented “unskilled” is on the enemy team