pizza slow (high quality)
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  2. everloving wife requested a clean face, now she’s talking about divorcing waluigi, a guy can’t win

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  3. to one of the more the annoying parts of Movin’ Out (Anthony’s Song), by Billy Joel

    sazerac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac

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  5. didn’t read the bill, I assume DC statehood will be a rolling process block-by-block starting with the northwestern most northwest blocks immediately getting statehood and the southeastern most southeast blocks joining that state in 2025?

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  6. Master Po: “Do you mute the word ‘opinion’?”

    Young Kwai Chang Caine: “No."

    Master Po: “Do you mute the word ‘sfchronicle’?"

    Young Kwai Chang Caine: "Old man, how is that you mute these words?”

    Master Po: “Young man, how is it that you do not?”

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  8. i’m trying this one next cause it is so dammed pretty and i need to get good at all the fun diminished and augmented stuff in it, yike https://youtu.be/Sxg-oMz8rI4

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  9. is it bad luck to free a monstera leaf that has grown through a hole in one of its elders?

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  10. https://vimeo.com/503967242 got a Wes Montgomery book just before the holidays and started with “West Coast Blues”, super fun*!

    (*i’m not quite coordinated enough to play this at tempo and it sounds like hell on extra-light electric strings, so off we go on the acoustic)

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