i enjoy setting up my little mise en place when i cook, but the everloving wife really puts it to shame

this is but a sample (about half, not pictured: keys and stuff, uniform and stuff, kid’s outfit and stuff) of “working day shift tomorrow” mise

properly seated and inflated tires are 🆗

flat tires are 🙅🏻‍♂️

saving these stickers until i have piles of’ em and can wear a bunch at the same time on election day for some future contentious election and maybe get picked to be on tv about it

o/ to everyone who fact checks propaganda on the TL, real american heros or whatever that beer commercial bit was

followed shortly by “wow, it really feels like I gotta walk around on egg shells around here lately”

[eating scrambled eggs after walking on shells bare foot after salt and peppering three eggs in the carton, which just bounces off the shells all over the counter, then picking them up, cracking them into the pan and tossing the shells over my shoulder] “I don’t get it!”

every magazine and paper of record rides (enjoys a great reputation amongst libs) or dies (enjoys a great reputation amongst libs that they resent having to defend) by their opinion board’s takes and when their opinion board’s takes are hot garbage for workers, they die.

[to the “… do it like this” bumper sticker creative team] they’re ripping you off over on the internet

heed my tale: I deleted a bunch of signal chats a few days ago including the ghost of One Big Signal from three years ago and now i’m haunted by the ghost of 6 shitposts which I cannot mark as read