the frog and toad books are, so far, by far, my favorite kids books

Best cabin on the ship of Theseus? The one that says “𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚗 𝚂𝚝𝚞𝚏𝚏” on the door full of thousands and thousands of people who say nothing until someone comes in and asks if a thing is broken, who then all point at the door’s subtitle, “𝔸𝕤𝕜 ℕ𝕠𝕥 𝕀𝕗 ☝︎”

if mayor breed tries to appoint me as a replacement for the one of the vacant school board seats I will refuse to serve

logging on

getting a lot of “infosec discourse” vibes from the shadows on the cave wall this morning as the sun rises so I’m wagging my finger in the direction of the entrance to the cave

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“Aphids!”

I don’t know why realtors would be mad, they’ll still get their commission from any of the thousands of units that they concede are vacant should they end up on the market

https://socketsite.com/archives/2022/02/there-are-not-40000-vacant-homes-in-san-francisco.html

Headline: There Are Not…

Second paragraph: Yes, 40,458 units of housing in San Francisco were classified as “vacant” in the U.S. Census Bureau’s American Community Survey (ACS)…

calling my sovereign citizen country estate (the patio of my apartment) “Authoritarian Regime” so that the talking heads on TV have to say “authoritarian Authoritarian Regime regime” when mysterious insurgents definitely unrelated to the CIA try to topple me as the head of state

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