pizza slow (high quality)
  1. still loving that strava can do this nonsense but not ask me, “hey, are you on a bus right now!? this was supposed to be a walk.”

    originally posted on mastodon about 8 months ago (permalink)
  2. pointed at “smoker (current or ex)" (it’s true!) on the excuses list to get a covid booster today at Walgreens after getting a flu shot this morning at my local.

    they did not make me prove it by demonstrating that I can roll my own, light one with a single match in heavy wind, blow rings, or french inhale but I would have been willing and able if required.

    originally posted on mastodon about 8 months ago (permalink)
  3. tfw you’ve been through hell AND purgatory

    a white street sign in sf marking the end of Virgil street, white with black letters  ENDVIRGIL

    originally posted on mastodon about 9 months ago (permalink)
  4. one of our fiddle leaf’s started dropping leaves as they do a month ago and eventually dropped 90% of it’s leaves with the exception of three healthy branches. it looks terrible after like four years of amazing fitness in the same place.

    it took me another month to remember that I on a whim used some “indoor house plant fertilizer” prior that I found under the sink on all the house plants prior to this happening.

    Oops.

    originally posted on mastodon about 9 months ago (permalink)
  5. and it’s funny to look backwards on cause-effect that I just disregard in realtime by applying the fundamental attribution error to myself

    I sprained my right wrist and started doing a no-numbers body weight cut around the same time two weeks ago so I’ve been more clumsy (lack of calories) and handling things funny and bumping into things when I carry stuff w/ my dominant hand that has a sprained wrist so, no surprised that I eventually made a mistake with a kitchen tool with it.

    originally posted on mastodon about 9 months ago (permalink)
  6. very funny having the same injury that will take a month to heal a second time because I get to skip all the treatments that don’t work, and skip learning to not bump into it constantly, I just stop using that finger for anything.

    Bespoke ace wrap over cloth >>>> any sticky band-aid for my skin type, band-aids just fall off and varieties only improve when not if.

    originally posted on mastodon about 9 months ago (permalink)
  7. some of this was made easier by walking the weekend of SF Pride, so that I could walk alley to alley across the numbered streets near Market with impunity because the roads were all closed.

    I really want to walk the Portola but I’m gonna have to learn the bus transfers to even get there, so I’ll probably work through Hayes, the TL, FiDi, and North Beach first instead.

    originally posted on mastodon about 9 months ago (permalink)
  8. 🚶🏽‍♂️

    🏁 what I’m considering SOMA, Rincon Hill, and South Beach loosely and not accurately bound by 16th Street, Market Street the Embarcadero, and Mission Creek.

    I don’t get to SOMA very often, and when I do it’s from Muni or a BART or whatever so it was mentally just a bunch of islands.

    Lots and lots of half-block alleys to dead ends, and in fact I left the dead ends of Welsh St. from Fifth and Morris unwalked. Oh well.

    Next: starting on the north side of market.

    https://mastodon.social/@gravely/114529945329729737

    a map of san francisco’s east side with the fefrry building in the top right corner and market at castro in the bottom left corner. Every street and alley south of market (the bottom right half of the map) has a purple line on it indicating that I’ve walked it with GPS on. A few paths are also marke on the other side - from my work to various events and up to coit tower, but not much.

    originally posted on mastodon about 9 months ago (permalink)
  9. mad libs

    “things too many people have that nobody wants”

    I’m _(reason)not_drinking_so_much anymore so I’m getting rid of my all of my _(hobby)beer_home_brewing_gear all at once, so if you know anybody in (city and/or county)san_francisco who wants to _(ambitious and unlikely outcome)_come_pick_it_up, let me know.

    originally posted on mastodon about 9 months ago (permalink)
  10. was looking to see if i had posted about how i managed to injure myself while prepping dinner a few years ago then, because last night i did it again, in almost exactly the same way.

    well it turns out that i don’t think i posted about it, but this wish-it-was-a-ligature finger wag that i made up for some other thing was in the search results for “finger”

    ⃔ ☝🏼⃕

    originally posted on mastodon about 9 months ago (permalink)