[megaphone trigger-pull] “uh, table ready for uh, Bernham Sickie? Bernham Sickie, your table is ready?”

quitting drinking liquids of any kind by committing to exclusively using paper straws, to which a slow and agonizing death is preferable

hi marshal law, I’m dad

HIGHLY SERIOUS COMMUNIST: Mastodon is not your friend. It is not a hobby. Mastodon is not fun, it is not “better” than what we have now, and it is not something to make light of. A close reading of the texts confirms this.

ME: this sounds great,

(@Good_Guy69@twitter.com) September 19, 2018

one need not imagine the itsy bitsy spider happy

i could fix the sf chronicle editorial board

points of unity point #35

whereas gilden heavy cotton t-shirts are too heavy, and too cotton, it wont do

resolved, we must nationalize gilden, blend the cotton and increase the thread count

One Billion Districts: The Case For Thinking Bigger

dem leadership should absolutely moderate their views on shot access for the zero-five demographic until the under five population polls that they are open to taking shots and right now it does not poll well at all, this isn’t hard, it’s just savvy politics 🤷🏻‍♂️

everything i have learned about the affairs of court has been against my will but lmao at this sheryl sandbrg bobby kotnick hillary clinton thing, just italian chef kiss https://theyrule.net/ fodder