my kid: s/mariposas/patos/, apparently
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singing “if you’re happy and you know it” w/ the kid while walking him and the bike home after getting a flat tire put smiles on every face we passed this morning and kept him walking: win, win
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lol, lmao
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one! fiddle leaf fell off, ah ha ha ha
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“WES ANDERSON FASCIST; LITERACY ISN’T AND UNCOMPLICATED APOLITICAL GOOD;
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beckvoice “hell yes”
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when people say they like everything but rap and country, this is what they are erasing
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these knuckleheads never cop to how 2012’s prop E specifically hits payments companies, they just get drive-by passive aggressive about the role of government and then go back to code-golfing how their computers beep and boop
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“grass”
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moved back to the mission 48 hours ago, have successfully:
flooded the half bath botching a bidet install
burdened neighbors to the north-east, north-west, and south
got our massive sleeper-sofa in a real dirk gently situation and had to get it ship-in-a-bottled into the unit