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Twitter posts

  1. RT @johnemcintyre: RT @BarrettChase: I don’t trust anyone who double-spaces after a sentence.

  2. @ssoper the subtext seemed obvious to me too.

  3. "If he had an A+ certificate or something similar, it would be a different story.” http://goo.gl/egR3

  4. If asked to assemble an elite team of specialists for a heist, definitely give mayonnaise a call. It can sneak into anything. #gross #yuck

  5. Cartesian speculation, in which one attempts to find simulated truths in emotion is called punditry, and is learnt only by practice.