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Twitter posts

  1. Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop writing documentation.

  2. Anything said with fine print, diminutive logos, roman numerals, and glyphs along the bottom is profound.

    ™ ® ᵍʳᵃⁿᵗ ˢᵗᵃᵛᵉˡʸ ᴹᴹᵓ ᵟ

  3. @Shpantzer The vodka party has stirred up, no, shaken the leadership of the upstanding martini for far too long. Vote Gin Party!

  4. @vurtyou @censey

    Ha!

    NB: All astonished replies were from friends that prepare documents for state and federal governments for a living.