Twitter posts

1. 1. _____ is the greenest way to conserve water.

   A) Flushing on two only
   B) Reusing towels
   C) Building a city in the fnord
   D) Tweeting

   Posted on Twitter over 15 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2011/04/03/tweet-54608470724448257/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections.

2. RT @iFail: I wonder how long before someone comes about with the Certified Advance Persistent Threat exam… LOL CAPT, aye aye

   Posted on Twitter over 15 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2011/04/02/tweet-54122087559868416/ in the Twitter collection.

3. Duck lips.

   Posted on Twitter over 15 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2011/04/02/tweet-54078175449329665/ in the Twitter collection.

4. @christopherkunz right?! He stared down the two Mexican bottles as if trying to remember commercials he’d seen about 'em.

   —Airport bars.

   Posted on Twitter over 15 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/31/tweet-53568995323949057/ in the Twitter collection.

5. “A Corona, please.”

   “We only have Sol and Dos Equis sir.”

   Paralysis.

   “Make it a Bud Light. No. Make it a Guinness.”

   Posted on Twitter over 15 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/31/tweet-53567312510459907/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections.