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Mastodon posts

  1. Last night the everloving wife goes to make some tea, so she opens the kitchen cabinet and there, along with all the other tea and coffee cups, she sees a full cup of coffee.

    Apparently, Zombie Gravely likes his full cups off coffee snuggled with the empty cups, for safe keeping, in order to “protect them from the cat” and it is now the talk of the entire peninsula for this peculiar behavior.

  2. Been a dad for a day so far and it slaps, 100% ready to join dad secret societies and take it really seriously and everything

    We’ve discharged.

  3. Tfw the corporate campus art is unexpected and kinda heavy

    a piece of the Berlin Wall
    Figure 1. a piece of the Berlin Wall.
    a piece of the Berlin Wall
    Figure 2. a piece of the Berlin Wall.
    a piece of the Berlin Wall
    Figure 3. a piece of the Berlin Wall.
    a piece of the Berlin Wall
    Figure 4. a piece of the Berlin Wall.

    I’m walking through the convention center and see a big slice of a wall I’ve never seen before and I say to everyone, “that’s the Berlin Wall.”

  4. Tired: MAC address randomization

    wired: GPS location randomization

  5. Mentioned my preferred pronouns in a new hire training introducing myself as a facilitator out of DSA habit, mentioned them on principle in a company all hands talk I gave, realized I could do better, added ‘em to my default email signature.