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Mastodon posts

  1. Neocombat Neoliberalism”

  2. Puke the valley

    baby puke
    Figure 1. baby puke.
  3. Cused image

    carmel apple, apple cider, harvest, and classic candy corn, w t f
    Figure 1. carmel apple, apple cider, harvest, and classic candy corn, w t f.

  4. Paternity leave is canceled

    1,580 unread email, infinite unread Slack
    Figure 1. 1,580 unread email, infinite unread Slack.
  5. Choose Your Own Adventure

    You got a nice big head of garlic on the cutting board. You’ve mastered Jacques Pépin’s method of how to chop garlic and cracked that head open with one perfectly placed push on the board.

    To fuck with peeling the little tiny cloves in the center, turn to page 64.

    To not fuck with those little tiny cloves and just compost them immediately, turn to page 12.

    [turns to page 64]: You dolt. You have done died.