pizza slow (high quality)

Mastodon posts

  1. Crossing over my two favorite toxic discourses by reply-guying bouncing-ball videos of me highlighting words in a tweet and then writing “see?” in notepad in order to disclose to posters how bad their posts are in exchange for a slot in their hall of fame (block list).

  2. cat peed on the bed” difficulty level: discover pee by getting into bed to go to sleep

    difficulty multiplier: baby already sleeping right next to the bed

  3. The Emporer’s New Boots.”

  4. People who reason about things using quadrant charts

    x-axis: insightful / not insightful

    y-axis: selling you something / doing a meme

    z-axis: whoa there’s a z-axis on this one i am so confused / if doing a matrix chart is good, more permutations is gooder, lets get a w-axis

  5. Excellent news, this just in, breaking, the epicenter of the bed bug infestation in our building that we’ve been spared from so far turns out to be in the apartment ours shares a bedroom wall with, this is fun to know and think about from time to time, to me, pause not