pizza slow (high quality)

Mastodon posts

  1. A pox on journalists letting restaurateurs include minimum wage in the list of reasons why their business failed

    repeat after yourself scolding poors: “I am not entitled to a return on my investment. I am not entitled to a return on my investment. I am not entitled to a return on my investment. I am not entitled to a return on my investment. I am not entitled to a return on my investment.”

  2. [muting infosec intensifies]

  3. Under my american communism, pizza slow will replace the pledge of allegiance but kids can remain seated or tap out mid-way through or whatever if they don’t wanna sing along, it won’t be forced on anyone

  4. Homunculus or dentist?

    “Keeping up with everything OK?”

    “I think?”

    “Anything bothering you? Anything hurt?”

    “No?”

    “Right. So let’s dig up all the damage you did in your teens and twenties. Ah, yeah this sucks, look at this, here, hold this mirror.”

  5. That’s a hell of a act, what do you call it?”

    “The Zenocrats!”