pizza slow (high quality)

Mastodon posts

  1. OFFICIAL BREAKING EXCLUSIVE SCOOP UPDATE CORRECTION

  2. Today on the 14

    “you happy man?”

    “yeah, you?”

    “very happy!”

    “yeah? tequila?”

    “duh da, da duh da, duh da duh, “tequila!”

    “huh?”

    “you know, the champs!?”

    “how long you been drinking man?”

    “oh, about 22 years”

  3. Considering a run to become san francisco’s chamber of commerce president & CEO and (simultaneously) president of the howard jarvis taxpayer association. focus would be operations (ceasing). bunch of questions. who understands this city’s political machinations? lmao

  4. The collective noun for a group of white boomer goatees is called a lost cause