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  1. When we had the kid, mom found a copy of the one book i had her read to me over and over when i was little and i had no idea it was part of a whole series

    1977 © date

    “fish and flips”, a “sweet pickles” children’s book
    Figure 1. “fish and flips”, a “sweet pickles” children’s book.
    first page, all of the other sweet pickles illustrated characters: accusing alligator, bashful bear, clever camel, doubtful dog, etc
    Figure 2. first page, all of the other sweet pickles illustrated characters: accusing alligator, bashful bear, clever camel, doubtful dog, etc.
  2. Jordy peepee has such 1960s-talk-show-heel reactionary brain he got hooked on period-correct mother’s little helper, rest in hell dipshit

  3. People who only argue with first name, last name, location, headshot, cursive signature banner pic havers: what database are you verifying this information against and can I speak to your manager?

  4. That thing where you start waking at 7:50 after months of your alarm being set for 8 except it’s 4:30 after months of my kid getting up at 5

  5. Tried to sneak the marx philosophers quote into an all hands slide again and failed, talked to a coworker about what radicalized them and it was reading and enjoying annie randie for the wrong reasons