Mastodon posts

1. The sweater tied over the shoulders thing has been coded bourgie for the entire forty years i’ve been on this planet and people still do it idgi

   Posted on Mastodon over six years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2020/04/15/104003105150699559/ in the Mastodon collection.

2. Last night i peeled, smashed, minced, and smashed again a largish clove of garlic and spread all of it, with a half tablespoon of salted butter, on a single slice of toasted white bread 👅

   Posted on Mastodon over six years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2020/04/14/103997343309899308/ in the Mastodon collection.

3. I am not endorsing @JoeBiden@twitter.com.

   Posted on Mastodon over six years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2020/04/13/103992248818419611/ in the Mastodon collection.

4. Baltimore, not sf, but my favorite reply at a party was at my house, with friends and neighbors, and the new guy that lived across the alley and over from us asked a friend of mine what he “did.”

   “man, it is friday night, nobody wants to talk about that shit.”

   Posted on Mastodon over six years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2020/04/13/103989069586802600/ in the Mastodon collection.

5. Alexa vote conservative

   Posted on Mastodon over six years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2020/04/12/103986727176361310/ in the Mastodon collection.