Mastodon posts

1. This is from january but I don’t remember if I posted it and someone dunking on airbnb in these trying times just reminded me of it

   this kinda shit is why I maintain a linkedin account, even though i have no idea if it accomplishes anything! v0v

   

   Posted on Mastodon over six years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2020/04/30/104088624039781449/ in the Mastodon collection.

2. Welp, time to ride “to work”

   

   

   

   Posted on Mastodon over six years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2020/04/30/104088180814641447/ in the Mastodon collection.

3. I hate working from home

   Posted on Mastodon over six years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2020/04/28/104078037457274741/ in the Mastodon collection.

4. I miss being able to do that thing at italian restaurants at the end of a meal when you skip the dessert menu and you ask your server, “I was wondering if, you know, if you had any grappa in the back?” and your server thinks about it for a sec and then says “for you? no.”

   Posted on Mastodon over six years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2020/04/27/104067931670108324/ in the Mastodon collection.

5. Tit: neighbors weeded the back yard and planted flowers where our kid plays

   Tat: we bought them a fence to protect their flowers

   Tit: they put more plants outside the fence in pots

   Tat: my kid fucks with their plants

   Tit: they ask us to keep our kid off the flowers

   Tat: No?

   I refuse to feel bad about this.

   Posted on Mastodon over six years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2020/04/25/104061684696023329/ in the Mastodon collection.