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Mastodon posts

  1. People who say “do better” shut the fuck up and organize something

  2. Do all bedbugs go to heaven?

    at my building one of my neighbors try to find out about once a year

  3. Our 20 month old blew kisses at the trash truck driver this morning

    it sounds cute but kids you and i know that kids just parrot their parents

  4. Morpheus: We don’t know who posted on the dsa sf forums first, us or them. But we do know it was us that @gravely@twitter.com that botched the postgresql update and took it down.

    an entire 9 of availability % per year down the drain but we’re back. post post post.

  5. Reading my fortune cookie fortune out loud to all of my friends who are just out of frame, and one of them says at the end as it were part of my fortune, “in the workplace!” and we all laugh and the people at the table next to us all laugh too 😄😂🤣🥠