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Mastodon posts

  1. I call upon everyone who Can’t Complain Really to join me and pledge to never live in one of the luxury condos they turn our prime-location city museums into after the collections-graciously-provided-bys expand their mansions a la LA’s Huntington and rehome the art

  2. Science hasn’t figured out all-spicy and/or all-mild shishito peppers and yet this is the so called future

  3. We knocked a chandelier over the bed’s fake crystal pendant off often enough changing the sheets that we stopped putting it back on and stuck it an east-facing window instead, to cast dozens of spectrums around every morning, and one just hit my coffee

  4. This site is cool because I’ll learn stuff like, did you know that Elvis Costello’s backing band on the My Aim is True recording was basically Huey Lewis and the News minus Huey Lewis? and not post it because “jeeze everybody probably knows that, I’ll get canceled for posting”

  5. Decline pushups? don’t mind if i do