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Posted on Mastodon over five years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2020/11/17/105227678476005163/ in the Mastodon collection.
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Woke up to find a puddle in front of the stove and fridge in the new place, tossed a few kitchen towels on it
I defrosted the ice maker in the fridge after we moved in, did I break it? oh no! worry, guilt, fear starts to set in
the towels are sopping, wrung them out
made my kid breakfast, wrung the towels out again, wow, so much water
dragged the entire fridge out (oof), the back is dry. so much water! run upstairs, get a beach towel, throw that down
was it the dishwasher? empty it, clean kitchen
better wash this pan. huh, no hot water? weird
walk across the hall from the kitchen to the opposite side of the unit in the (dark) bedroom and back toward the bathroom to check the hot water there
whoops, the bathroom floor in here is wet too? what the hell? flipped on lights
our two year old follows, oh no! his onesie feet are now soaked, go change him
looks like a half inch of water across this entire back wall and towards the wall I mounted a tv on a few weeks ago. oh no! worry, guilt, fear get stronger. did I drill into a hot water pvc? fuck fuck
partner gets home from night shift job at hospital: sorry no hot water. also I think I ruined the apartment
partner: you should go check out the garage it’s loud
go out in the garage, mech closet for building sounds like a fire hydrant is open
FUCK YES! NOT MY FAULT!
boiler went kablooie, check common stairwell behind our unit: downstairs hall has an inch of standing water
go back to the front of the unit and find the big blue shut off valve for the entire building, it turns with no problem, so I shut off the mains
gushing roar subsides
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“anarcho-neoliberalism”
Posted on Mastodon over five years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2020/11/15/105214946663764981/ in the Mastodon collection. -
Soaking my stones so that i can sharpen my blade iykwim
Posted on Mastodon over five years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2020/11/14/105209709974747693/ in the Mastodon collection. -
In my neorepublican calendar there are only three times of year: spoopy, the war on christmas, and may day
Posted on Mastodon over five years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2020/11/14/105206409712539173/ in the Mastodon collection.