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Mastodon posts

  1. Changing the strings in my strat so that my kid can use it, lol at this winding job i did on the D string whenever i did this last

  2. Posted a pic of the shitty #4 sides, #8 top haircut till-his-screaming-won (the kid hates haircuts!) crappy haircut we gave our two year old over the weekend and captioned it “punk” and a friend of ours who was an actual UK first-gen punk hard corrected us, lol, rip

  3. The x in xfinity isn’t like the x in y = f(x) even though finity is clearly math, it’s more like the x in folx

  4. Oink was the last good and good looking website, we live in a fallen world

  5. Dumbest temp job i had? one day gig watching the 18th hole of a course for a day so that i could confirm if one of the golfers got a hole-in-one which would win them some kind of prize at a car dealership owner’s association annual golf tornament