Mastodon posts

1. Third way implies the existence of a first way

   Posted on Mastodon over five years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2021/02/12/105719933775927928/ in the Mastodon collection.

2. My favorite two gimmicks from Steve Conrad’s shows ( https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4687882/ and https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8912384/) is that he has his characters call each other by first name a lot, and a lot of responses are just “Cool.” So if I say “Cool.” that’s what I’m doing.

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iPf_T7OYdo

   Every Time John Lakeman Says "Cool" in PatriotFeaturing seasons 1 & 2 of Patriot, on Amazon Prime:https://amzn.to/2Wa4g25YouTube

   Cool.

   

   

   

   Posted on Mastodon over five years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2021/02/12/105719662162903212/ in the Mastodon collection.

3. Just put a sofa out for DPW that was destroyed by our three cats, that nobody on craigslist wanted for the low price of free, and that every pet and everyone in my family except for me has peed on, and it somehow still feels wrong to me to leave it out because it’s raining out

   Posted on Mastodon over five years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2021/02/12/105715668241776805/ in the Mastodon collection.

4. Bath bombs for old Junior, not my idea

   

   

   Posted on Mastodon over five years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2021/02/11/105710487567532384/ in the Mastodon collection.

5. Crypto-produce still has to adhere to normativity re: roots and stems on account of the velcro, but the potty can go next to the sofa because squeezing behind the sofa is where the kid does his business after a “close eyes” order, for privacy

   

   Posted on Mastodon over five years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2021/02/10/105707601895769210/ in the Mastodon collection.