Mastodon posts

1. It’s been such a long time since i’ve been on this side of these doors, p nice

   

   Posted on Mastodon over five years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2021/04/30/106156962106141505/ in the Mastodon collection.

2. Fuck it, imagining a new laptop with an asymmetric-depth wooden hoop webcam lens frame, and a shiplap barn door webcam cover on iron rails, and little barn lights mounted on either side of the webcam, and the entire thing is dipped in flat paint the color of cigarette ashes

   Posted on Mastodon over five years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2021/04/30/106156434422377107/ in the Mastodon collection.

3. Tfw the noodle is uncut

   

   Posted on Mastodon over five years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2021/04/30/106151493176154046/ in the Mastodon collection.

4. Renamed the home gym to be more online

   Posted on Mastodon over five years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2021/04/29/106149073671996059/ in the Mastodon collection.

5. DC state name should be more like a space opera generation ship destination planet like “Representation” or “Finally”

   Posted on Mastodon over five years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2021/04/28/106143404418650371/ in the Mastodon collection.