Mastodon posts

1. Fourteenth wedding anniversary, twenty-fifth year together uwu

   Posted on Mastodon over five years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2021/05/12/106222786066252803/ in the Mastodon collection.

2. Every morning I convert scrambled eggs to muscle by doing one thing and every evening I convert IPAs to belly doing another thing, in dialectical terms, this is what we call “a contradiction”, sniff

   Posted on Mastodon over five years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2021/05/11/106217766025541937/ in the Mastodon collection.

3. There is a specific plot of children’s books that is all about how the parent will be there for the kid over the next forty years of their life and then die and i could absolutely do without it

   Posted on Mastodon over five years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2021/05/11/106214360962343332/ in the Mastodon collection.

4. Gai pad krapow

   

   

   

   Posted on Mastodon over five years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2021/05/11/106214120902886599/ in the Mastodon collection.

5. One cut flower (long stem) got enough water, the other (short stem) did not, same size vase.

   

   

   Posted on Mastodon over five years ago and archived here at /mastodon/2021/05/10/106211741576783488/ in the Mastodon collection.