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Mastodon posts

  1. Men want only one thing for father’s day and it’s an F logo B on a VIBRAMATE®

  2. Hero medal awarded for three hours of valorous solo entertaining the 2 year old this morning before getting out the tablet for shows “for a little bit (TBD)”

  3. I should be able to publish “gimme all my dang paperwork” on, heck, let’s say, dns, and get all of my tax and finance statemenets, or medical records, or any other transcripts, delivered

  4. It is “hot as frisco” today

  5. If you get every spot on your libertarian bingo card at the same time in one image it’s called “an enlightenment” and the bingo cage gets bigger and bigger like a bradburyan menace and they make you climb in and they tumble you into a bingo ball, then it shrinks back down again