Mastodon posts

1. [holding a finger to an acoustic tube earpiece surveillance headset in my working ear] the judges are telling me he was committed to wage suppression ideology with Apple Inc., Google Inc., Intel Corp. and Adobe Systems Inc., Intuit Inc., Pixar Animation Studios, and Lucasfilm

2. If steve jobs was committed to his carpenter making a chest of drawers bit he would have finished the alphabet in his A players hire A players and B players hire C players with C players hiring D players and so on, but most people’s ideology is incoherent so, quelle surprise

3. Tinnitus-haver status: hating it! gonna lavage myself in a day or two!

   audio POV ophelia floating in a river singing “What, Me Worry?”

4. The key and peele “obama’s angry translator” bit was such an own in hindsight

5. If anyone else is watch This Old House from S1E1 like i am, this Louisiana Fairytale is the good shit you are looking for https://t.co/VVZUiP0cqL